One of my youth once turned round to me after I had teased them about checking guys out and giving them ranking,  jokingly pointed at me and deadpanned “4”. But then her expression changed and she looked all sincere and earnestly said…”no really, I think you’re beautiful on the inside and the outside. I think you’re a 7. “

7? 7? on the inside AND the outside. I was really hoping my insides would bump me up a bit. maybe they did. 

Always say 8. Just say 8. 

(although of course I fundermentally disagree with assigning numerical rankings to women, but 7!)